Are we there yet?

No, not yet.
And now?
Nope, still here.
Are we at least moving?
Yup, but we got lost a few times, that's why its being slow.
Oh.
Hey, look, we just passed the 10 mile mark.
How much left?
50 miles...
Bah, still not moving.

Do they have any idea how hard it is to walk 10 miles?!